This weekend included a trip to visit Minga and Grandpa in Virginia Beach. KIC was in rare form, as the following snippets will prove.
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KIC the responsible:
KIC (at the crack of dawn): Mommy, it's mornin' time, it's time to wake up.
Me: But I'm tired and I don't want to wake up.
KIC: Well, Miss Kathryn's not coming today, so SOMEbody has to wake up!!!
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KIC managing the violence:
Me: Gross!!!
KIC: What?!?!?!?
Me: Daddy put his boxer shorts in my basket!!
KIC: Daddy!!!! Do NOT box her shorts!!!!
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KIC keeping me in check:
KIC: Mommy, did you pack my toothbrush?
Me: Whoops, no I did not.
KIC: K, I'll get it.
Me: Can you get your toothpaste too?
KIC: Sure. (Pause). Do Minga and Grandpa have water too or....
Me: No, we are good. They have water.
KIC: K, just checking.
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KIC on keeping Daddy supplied with sugar
KIC: Mommy, can we stop at the Krispy [Kreme ]for donuts for daddy?
Me: Sure, bebes.
KIC: Thanks, Mommy.
Brent (slightly chagrined): Thanks, Mommy.
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KIC not supporting Grandpa's choices
KIC: Here, Grandpa, what about these?
Grandpa holds up a separate bag of fishing worms that he is going to purchase and declines KIC's suggestion.
KIC: Well, okaaaaaaay, if THAT'S your choooooice, then I guess that's a good choice (voice plainly indicating it was a wrong choice and he'll regret it someday, but hey, do whatchu gotta do).
Hope your weekend was filled with hilarity as well.
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